It was just the other day, here at Castle Bizarre, that we were discussing how rubber and fetish outfits are becoming kind of mainstream nowadays. Our 'all new' top-secret redesign issue (out in a couple of months) has gone a long way to rectify this. You told us what you wanted more of – and we've given it you. And here's where Rubber Dreams comes in… it's kind of a little bit mainstream and could maybe do with a bit of a redesign…

What's it like? It's essentially a softcore heavy-rubber fetish DVD. You really need to like rubber to be into this sort of stuff. It's hardly the sort of DVD you'll be popping into your player for a quick wank. But if you're curious about this scene  maybe it's a good start, and it's unlikely to offend anyone.

Highlights: It's got to be the bit with the bit-titted girl in a neck-brace and mask sucking a little pink balloon. Mistress Thingy (who cackles inanely all the way through) just loves popping balloons all over her fanny and tits… and I liked watching it. Best scene by far.

Overall: 'Specialised' is what I'd call this. It's a little slow in places and not quite as rude or over-the-top as I'd expected. Or maybe watching over 7,000 porn films has somehow raised my expectations!