We like our porn bizarre here at er… Bizarre. So hopes were high for this rubber-fetish extravaganza from Britain's Tanya Hyde. To give you an idea of what to expect, the first scene involves a load of hooded gimps swinging around in cages, waving their knobs around and wanking. It reminded me a little of the monkey enclosure at London Zoo… the difference being  you don't get a rubber-clad pornstar sticking her gob through the bars and sucking you off if you're a resident of the chimps' enclosure. No time I've visited, anyway. Whatever, it's all good stuff, aside from the slightly irritating slow-motion effect that cuts in now and again… I found  the DVD's x2 button soon sorted all that nonsense out.

What's it like? If you like your porn films weird and slightly, er… arty, then this is recommended. There's no dialogue, just a bit of techno music, rattling chains and Tanya moaning 'fuck that ass' every now and again. It's different… and that's the main thing.

Highlights: I guess the fucking machine. Check out the December issue of Bizarre for more of these homemade novelties… basically a dildo on the end of a rod attached to a bloke turning a wheel that pummels a sort of
swizzle-stick dildo in and out of the girl's fanny. Oh, hang on… there's also a classic scene with a wall of framed SKIN 2 covers, that suddenly get ripped apart by knobs being shoved through them from the other side… or the priest sticking his dick through a gloryhole drilled into the side of his confession box.

Overall: The sort of thing you might reasonably expect to find playing in the background of a wanking club in King's Cross.